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24 Season 8 Returns with Two-Hour Premiere Event Sunday, January 17, on FOX

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Judd Apatow and Universal Pictures have snatched up three (3) comedy pitches from Human Giant stars, Aziz Ansari and Jason Woliner.

In brief, here are the three premises:

1) LET'S DO THIS - "A road movie about two guys who work with a motivational speaking company."

2) UNTITLED DISGRACED COSMONAUT COMEDY - Yes, please.

3) UNTITLED RAAAAAAAANDY! MOVIE - Based on Ansari's horrifically oversexed stand-up character from Apatow's FUNNY PEOPLE.



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TMZ has learned Casey Johnson -- socialite and heiress to the Johnson & Johnson throne -- was arrested for grand theft today in Los Angeles.

Sources tell TMZ Casey was arrested at 12:30 PM in connection to items that were allegedly stolen from one of the heiress's former girlfriends.

We're told Casey was taken to the Van Nuys jail and is being held on $20,000 bail.


Source: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/30/johnson-and-johnson-heiress-arrested-for-theft/

Ah, dyke drama. Gotta love it! Sigh.

i finally washed your smell off of my pillows tonight.


then i died a little.

Hi there! Hopefully this isn't a failpost.

I work at a small independent bookstore in a fairly busy area of town. As of today, I have been there for all of 7 days, and was originally hired to take care of stocking shelves, organizing the store room and all the other small jobs that my more experienced colleagues don't have time for (we're generally very busy during the day.) This means that yes, I do know my way around the store but did not know how to complete a transaction until today (this is relevant). I also happen to be wearing a badge on my blouse that says 'TRAINEE my name' in bold letters (again, relevant).

1) Lady, please stop rolling your eyes and sighing loudly. Yes, I'm slow. I don't know if you realized, but I happen to be wearing a badge that says 'TRAINEE'. My boss is showing me how to complete a transaction. We did offer for my boss to complete the transaction and show me how to later on. You said no, so we continued. After the transaction, I did apologize about my slowness. So, please stop carrying on as if it was a huge, terrible burden on you to wait for a bit longer. You had the choice.

2) People. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, do not come up behind me when I am bending over with my head crammed in the shelves looking for/organizing books and just stand there staring, without saying anything. My hearing's not so good, so I don't always hear you come up behind me. (Edit) While I don't expect you to know my hearing isn't crash hot, isn't it common knowledge to make some kind of sound if someone doesn't seem to know you're there? Majority of the time, I'm completely engrossed in my work too. Just say "Hello!" or "Excuse me." or "HI CAN YOU HELP ME HELPER GIRL?" Let me know you're there! I can assure you I will break my ass trying to get whatever it is you need as fast as possible. Also, standing where I can't see you (such as behind a shelf staring at me from around the corner when I'm around the middle of the aisle and clearly cannot see you) doesn't work either. I promise I don't bite.

Edited to add in a sentence I forgot.

Hey you, drama queen. You know, for a long time we didn't have any sort of drama in our game. Nothing that spread around, at least. And then something must have crawled up your ass and died there, because it was suddenly one thing after another.

( There's so many reasons you suck. )

tl;dr- You bitch and moan too much over petty, petty things. Cut it the fuck out.


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Once upon a midnight dreary, I awoke from my eternal slumber of the damned to partake in a search for a Harry Potter RP. Your generation-spanning time travel game didn't appear too bad, but upon closer inspection I found myself aghast.

Snape has a granddaughter? A perky Japanese* schoolgirl granddaughter? I realize not everyone keeps track of the dead like I, but you do realize he was killed by a snake before he ever got a chance to know the touch of a woman had the opportunity to procreate, right?

Well, that's not terribly promising, but I suppose you could be trying to make it an AU. Perhaps I am being harsh, judging an entire game on the slightly cringeworthy concept of one single character. It is a little cruel for me to assume all cutesy Japanese girls who happen to be descendents of a preexisting character for no apparent reason are a sign of inherent badness or bizarre weeaboo influence (though I do wonder how anyone in the gloomy Snape family that now apparently exists could even BE cutesy). Maybe if I read her full profile, I'll see that she's a perfectly balanced character and I shouldn't be judgemental.

...Wait just a moment there.

She's a sixteen-year-old animagus, which is a skill that's extremely difficult to learn as well as being very rare in canon? She was inexplicably attacked by a werewolf once on Hogwarts grounds, and the player's other character slept with one**? You casually mention that she's "killed before" and then don't even consider the idea of a teenage student murdering people (in a time of peace, mind you) noteworthy enough to elaborate on further? All of Little Japanese Snape's characters live in a mythical place known as "Scotland, London"? And this player is a mod?

Oh dear. This may be too frightening even for myself. I suppose my dreaded search continues.

*Well, half-Japanese, technically, but seeing as she has a Japanese idol as a PB, listens to J-pop, loves cherry blossoms, and doesn't seem to have a single thing to do with the European side of her family including a backstory stating that she inherited the "Asian background" instead, I believe the argument still stands.

**I am assuming this accummulates into a plot where, gasp, the schoolgrounds sex werewolf is the same person as the schoolgrounds attack werewolf!, but there are roughly ten characters in the game so far and absolutely none of them are werewolves, so I suppose we are just to assume that werewolves are quite commonly wandering about at Hogwarts, deflowering some maidens and mauling others. However, unless Little Japanese Snape's hiding something, these werewolves apparently are either very bad at getting a helpless preteen's arm in their mouths or they don't pass on lycanthropy. I suppose she wouldn't even need it though, since she's an animagus who can willingly transform into a wolf whenever she damn well pleases. It's awful convenient that she gets to be attacked by a wolf and then turn into one, but not have to deal with all that tedious derangement and sudden bouts of uncontrollable mauling.

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Usually when a new superhero makes the transition from comic to screen we get an origins story which gets us familiar with the characters, the powers, and the universe, and it is often the case that what people are really waiting for is the sequel where the action and story can kick in. From the looks of things Marvel are going down the origins route with Thor and Captain America, so they can set the characters up for The Avengers.

Another superhero making his big screen debut is Green Lantern, and Ryan Reynolds recently told MTV that while the film will be an origin story, the adventure will kick in pretty early on:

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Meanwhile, in Thor movie news land:

Marvel Comics Editor-in-Chief Joe Quesada has been praising Marvel’s upcoming slate a lot recently. Last month he said Captain America will 'rock everyone’s socks off' and now he’s claiming that Kenneth Branagh’s Thor will 'redefine what a super hero movie can be'

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I need a happy Ryan Reynolds gif. Take this excited Bill & Ted instead!
Sources: Lantern; Thor

I, personally, can not wait for these movies. I was never a big reader of Thor but I loved him as part of The Avengers. And I'm so glad they're using Hal Jordan instead of one of the other Lanterns. He'll always be my favorite.

Do we have a Gossip Girl cat fight on our hands? Word on the street is that there’s beef between Taylor Momsen and Leighton Meester. According to HollywoodLife.com, Taylor is a little testy over Leighton’s recent rise to fame as a singer.

As you may recall, Taylor was the first cast member from the show to cross over to music, and she even has her own band called The Reckless, who toured with girl group The Veronicas this year.

But as of late, the only Gossip Girl being musically recognized is Leighton Meester. She collaborated with Cobra Starship on “Good Girls Go Bad” and just finished up a sexy duet with Robin Thicke called “Somebody to Love.”

Taylor is anything but psyched for her on-screen frenemy, whose songs have been featured on episodes of the show. A source says, “Taylor is not happy that Gossip Girl has been playing Leighton’s music on the show, and they have never asked to play any of her songs. It’s creating a lot of tension on set.”

In addition to playing both of Leighton’s tracks on episodes, the CW also premiered the music video for “Somebody to Love.” And this is all before Leighton’s album has officially come out! Her solo record with Universal Republic is scheduled to come out early next year.

One source says there’s a reason for Leighton’s songs to be played over Taylor’s. “Leighton’s pop music fits the theme of Gossip Girl more than Taylor’s punk rock songs,” says the insider.

And a rep for the CW agrees, “The show will support Taylor and her music when the time is right, but her music is not ready yet.”

Ouch! That’s gotta hurt!


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Little J is a much more talented musician imo

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Charlie Hunnam of TV's "Son's of Anarchy".




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I used to work for a retail store that sold clothes for women.I was thinking about this and thought I would share

For a while, we had coupons that you could print from the website that would give you a certain item for a certain price, with any purchase. ( this days coupon happened to be make a purchase, and get plain tees for $5.And there was limit of 2)For it,we had to make a display behind the counter that had piles of the shirts and a horizontal bar hanging from the ceiling(about 20 ft from the ground) that displayed 4 shirts open so.So a customer comes in and asks about the $5 shirts, so I gladly show her the ones behind the counter, and tell her if she likes, I can check what color/size was available for her.She had about 5 color choices in her size to chose from, so here goes..

Me: hi! * waves*
RL: Rude Lady

Me: Well we have a few choices for you, so which two would you like?( I put them on the counter for her to see)
RL: I *need* ALL 5, plus do you have another in my size so i can use the coupon to its fullest?
Me: Unfortunately,we have a limit of 2 per customer.But I can help you chose the 2 you like! *smile*
RL:(pulls out 3 coupons and makes a call on her cell)WELL MY 2 FRIENDS ARE COMING IN TO BUY SOME SO NOW I CAN GET 6!
Me: Oh! sure! but I only have 5 in your size.Would you like me to call another store?
RL: WHAT SIZE IS THE ON ON THE DISPLAY!? DID YOU EVEN CHECK?!NO YOU DIDN'T!!!
Me:Let me grab my manager and let him check with a ladder.(pages him from back)
RL:I'M IN A RUSH, YOU DO IT. THE LADDER IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!(points to ladder)
Me: I would love to, but I'm pregnant, and I shouldn't get up on a ladder. If you don't mind, he would have no problem getting it
RL: WELL I'M IN A RUSH, AND THIS IS BULLSH*T.IF YOU CAN'T DO YOUR JOB, MAYBE YOU SHOULD WORK SOMEWHERE ELSE.
Me: I'm sorry ma'am. He will be right with you.

He comes and gets it down for her since it was her size, and I start to ring her up. I tell her she has to make a purchase to get the shirts for $5,and she tells me" YOU'RE SUCH A F*CKING WASTE OF MY TIME.FORGET IT. LEARN HOW TO DO YOUR JOB!" and throws them right across the counter at me.
I was SO upset.Especially since she knew I was pregnant.I KNOW it was just shirts she three, but it hurt my feelings.She also kept mumbling throughout the whole thing stuff like " I'm sure your manager would hate if I told him how you treat me..blah blah.." I wanted to SCREAM " I AM A MANAGER TOO!" lol and to top things off she stayed outside my store to chat with her friends and smoke a cigarette( for a good 10 minutes..couldn't of been in that much of a rush)

While everyone else is pointing fingers at Tiger Woods, one organization is standing by him. Nike, the brand that Tiger has a $40 million endorsement with, has decided to stick by the golf champion during this hectic time.

Nike released a statement today saying, "Tiger and his family have Nike's full support. We respect Tiger's request for privacy and our thoughts are with Tiger and his family at this time."

Nike isn’t the only brand Tiger endorses however. AT&T AT&T declined to comment when asked about how the incident would impact Woods' endorsement.

The Florida Highway Patrol is also staying mum on the issue. They said in a statement, "Contrary to various media reports, the Florida Highway Patrol has not made any comments regarding the details of the ongoing crash investigation involving Tiger Woods as it related to medical information, or any other aspect of this investigation. The crash investigation is ongoing and charges are pending."

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Matthew McConaughey is turning TV producer! He’s just partnered up with Fox to develop an animated comedy based on his brother’s life. And yes, we’re talking about his brother named Rooster!

According to Variety, the show, entitled Rooster Tales, will follow a beer-drinking redneck sheriff who marries a young woman from New Mexico. He soon realizes he’s married not just her, but her 114-person family as well!

Matthew says, "My brother's life is so unbelievable, we had to animate it.”

Matthew and his brother will produce the show through his company J.K. Livin’. Fox will air the show after beating out bids from TBS and Comedy Central.

Matthew certainly seems to think his brother’s life is fascinating. But would you tune in to an animated TV show about Rooster?


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He’s so much more talented than I realised.

OFFICIAL congrats are in order for Lil Wayne and Nivea. Weezy has welcomed his third boy/fourth child and Nivea has welcomed her fourth child tonight. Lil Wayne’s other two exes Lauren London and Antonia Carter both Tweeted the news tonight:

RT @antoniacarter Congrats to Nivea and Wayne…its a Boy!!! (Beautiful and blessed)

Sweet. False alarms hit the net last week but Nivea let everyone know she was actually still pregnant. Until now.

On another note, seems like all of Wayne’s exes/mother of his children are BFFs. That makes things easy.

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Reginae Carter had her 11th birthday party this weekend in Atlanta hosted by her mom Toya and daddy Lil Wayne. It was a pajama party at Atlanta’s Room Service:

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Reginae Carter, daughter of Lil Wayne, does a freestyle in the new "The Carter Documentary"


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God, they are so perfect.